play-lo?

everyone knows i have dirt perfume but is this too far?

i mean what is their target audience? children who rub play-doh over them? whats even more funny is that the website actually says that the fragrance is meant for ‘highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood.’ WHAT THE FUCK?!
and whats even more creepy is that they are actually trying to sell this shit. at the end it says "The formula for PLAY-DOH compound still remains a closely-guarded secret to this day." damn straight, its probably got the same story as coke, thats why innocent children get addicted to eat it the whole time. is it actually safe? i dont know, but i certainly wont be buying play-doh perfume.