Sunday, November 29, 2009

to be honest, i didn't think id miss perth at all.. and i find my self missing what?

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

i h8 u

for your very very importantance: facebook nor blogger, or any site for that matter(with twitter as a very lame exception) shall not be used as a texting site. even texting doesnt have an acception! therefor any abriviations are here by prohibited. how much longer does it honestly take to write an 'A' and a 'CKS' on thanks, if you are willing to write an X instead your clearly mistaken. there is not a good enough reason for it! a crime i say! which is why i have come to the conclusion that abriviations take just as long to type as the actual word. dictionarys have been printed for a reason kids!

brest is best

been a while my fellow bloggers. so since the last time i posted so much has happened. probably the main thing is that i have wound up in France. yeah, Brittany, Brest whatever you want to call it really. anyway the fact is im here and its cold and im all alone. i mean, its nice here. when you have family with ya. i, however, dont. im all alone in this strange town where bagettes are made freshly and dodging rain is practically a chore. of cause there is that good exception of being able to leave school bacically whenever you want to go and buy bagettes and graph papered booklettes.

Monday, November 2, 2009


the fun never stops! now i can smell like dirt, play-doh, chocolate covered cherries, pineapple, Bulgarian rose, grass, cherry blossom, snow, fig leaf, pink lemonade, honeysuckle, rain, pure soap, wet garden, laundromat, baby powder, white bouquet, sex on the beach and crayons!
oh the joys of life! i mean how many times have you wanted to smell like snow?

Sunday, November 1, 2009


everyone knows i have dirt perfume but is this too far?

i mean what is their target audience? children who rub play-doh over them? whats even more funny is that the website actually says that the fragrance is meant for ‘highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood.’ WHAT THE FUCK?!
and whats even more creepy is that they are actually trying to sell this shit. at the end it says "
The formula for PLAY-DOH compound still remains a closely-guarded secret to this day." damn straight, its probably got the same story as coke, thats why innocent children get addicted to eat it the whole time. is it actually safe? i dont know, but i certainly wont be buying play-doh perfume.

this is actually a good remix. not the 92.9 type. skream is so good.


pop flash

i don't know how old you are but if you were alive in the 50s i take of my hat to all of you who were drinking pop. so anyway, coka-cola was originally invented for use as a patient medicine and was first made in a drug store so you can imagine all the shit they put in it. it was first called "cocawine" and was designed to cure many diseases, including morphine addiction, headaches, dyspepsia and impotence.

Coke concentrate, or Coke syrup, was and is sold separately at pharmacies in small quantities, as an over-the-counter remedy for nausea or mildly upset stomach. the formula also included the two key ingredients which were cocaine and caffeine, hence the name coca-cola. nine milligrams of coke was added per glass and in 1903 it was removed but coke still contains a coke-free leaf extract to give the same taste. coca-cola has also been the main cause of some tumors found because of the acid! well creepy! i dont really like coke but this is fucking hilarious.


in 16 days im outta here mother fuckers!