Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
the fun never stops! now i can smell like dirt, play-doh, chocolate covered cherries, pineapple, Bulgarian rose, grass, cherry blossom, snow, fig leaf, pink lemonade, honeysuckle, rain, pure soap, wet garden, laundromat, baby powder, white bouquet, sex on the beach and crayons!
oh the joys of life! i mean how many times have you wanted to smell like snow?
Sunday, November 1, 2009
i mean what is their target audience? children who rub play-doh over them? whats even more funny is that the website actually says that the fragrance is meant for ‘highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood.’ WHAT THE FUCK?!
and whats even more creepy is that they are actually trying to sell this shit. at the end it says "The formula for PLAY-DOH compound still remains a closely-guarded secret to this day." damn straight, its probably got the same story as coke, thats why innocent children get addicted to eat it the whole time. is it actually safe? i dont know, but i certainly wont be buying play-doh perfume.
Coke concentrate, or Coke syrup, was and is sold separately at pharmacies in small quantities, as an over-the-counter remedy for nausea or mildly upset stomach. the formula also included the two key ingredients which were cocaine and caffeine, hence the name coca-cola. nine milligrams of coke was added per glass and in 1903 it was removed but coke still contains a coke-free leaf extract to give the same taste. coca-cola has also been the main cause of some tumors found because of the acid! well creepy! i dont really like coke but this is fucking hilarious.